Friends,
Are we under attack?
Every time you look it seems like the markets couldn’t
POSSIBLY make less sense…
The S&P and Nasdaq are whipsawing up and down like penny stocks…
The “Mag 7” are on their last legs…
The Fear and Greed Index is flashing alarm bells…
The mainstream press is calling it a financial bloodbath…
While “financial experts” can’t decide if we’re on the verge of a recession…
Or if it’s already here…
Everyday traders are rushing for the exits…
And even Wall Street is panic selling…
Why?
The old rules only work in calm waters…
But when buy and hold investing is dead…
When dip buyers are being CRUSHED…
When even Wall Street’s million-dollar algorithms are glitching out…
Sticking to mainstream strategies…
The YouTube “hacks”…
The recycled advice from CNBC and Bloomberg…
Is NOT going to cut it.
It’s a ticking time bomb that could blow a hole in your account in the blink of an eye.
Bottom line - YOU NEED AN EDGE.
Not just one that hands you an occasional win…
But has the trades, the wins, and the profits coming at you MULTIPLE times a week.
And right now, as we speak…
A small group of “insiders” are transforming ALL this extreme volatility…
ALL this chaos…ALL this fear…into one thing…
EXTREME OPPORTUNITY.
In fact, in just this past month, they used the strategy I’m about to reveal to go for gains of:
- VIX 67%
- XLU 59%
- SLV 51%
- SPX 500%
In some cases, in as little as 48 hours!
And that’s why I’m writing to you today…
To not only lift the curtain on a trading strategy that year in, year out, has helped me turn panic into profits…
But give you the step by step breakdown of how I’m doing it…
How thousands of my “insider” followers are doing it…
And how you can get started right this instant.
You’ll see how:
To time your entries and exits with pinpoint precision…while the rest of the masses gamble.
How I deliver 3 winning trades a week whether the market is moving up, down or going nowhere.
How to transform wild volatility into your own personal profit engine.
And the best part?
This system is carefully crafted for chaotic times.
For example, in March 2020…
When the markets shut down and America was locked down for months…
I recommended Wynn at $47…
In a matter of months it exploded over 100%...
I called Caesar's Entertainment at $15…
Just 3 months later it TRIPLED in price.
And even all the way back in the teeth of the 2008 Great Financial Crisis…
This strategy could have gotten you into Starbucks at $7…
Right as the market was bottoming out…
And going on to surge over 1,000%...
Bottom line: This strategy worked this week…
It worked last month…
It worked last year…
It worked in 2020…
In 2008…
And I have a stack of papers on my desk that SHOWS this strategy worked in EVERY boom and bust going back decades.
And if you’re interested in transforming panic into profits…
Alongside thousands of other everyday traders in search of an unbeatable edge…
Like Duncan T. “Don, I’ve been able to pay off my house thanks to your teachings.”
Jim B. from Springfield, Ohio “I listened to Don and invested $25 into his Low Risk, High Reward Strategy – which became over $600 at around 9am this morning.”
Or even Ken C. “I’ve made $392,000 since you taught me your strategies.”
All I ask is that you join me inside my daily service - 3 Trades a Week (3TW).
Inside I reveal everything…my entire playbook…to the very last detail…
And for a very small window of time, I’m doing something VERY special…
My Best, Most Ludicrously Generous Offer EVER… Can't Last!
Fact is:
Plenty of people have already invested $5,000 to secure lifetime access to this same “3 trades per week” firehose of pulse-pounding, weekly opportunity…
And it’s proved to be a titanic bargain.
But you won’t pay $5,000…
Not even close.
You won’t even pay $997…
What hundreds of people have paid us for a full year of access to these highly-researched trade ideas…
Even though $997 would be the steal of the century.
As here’s the deal:
I’ve greenlit the riskiest, and probably the most short-lived marketing test of my 20+ year career…
If you move fast…
This weekly 3-headed monster of money-getting opportunities is yours…
For only $7/month for the 1st month…
Giving you 30 full days to assess our service before it automatically renews at $79/month.
You can email us anytime at support@theotrade.com before the 30 days are up to turn off the auto renewal.
Your full month of 3 trades a week… breaks down to an insignificant $1.75 per trade…
Literally, pocket change!
Obviously…
$7 is a drop in the bucket…
So have I lost my mind?
Not quite.
Why I’m Doing This:
I’m performing a controlled experiment.
I want to see what happens when I decimate every possible financial wall standing between you and I working together…
…and my sledgehammer of choice…
…is this stone-cold $7 bargain.
This way you can judge our trading acumen for yourself…
…experience our world-class service and support…
…see if you like how we teach… how we analyze markets… how we find hidden opportunities…
…not by you diving into the deep end and investing thousands…
Or even hundreds…
But simply by trying us out for the cost of a couple gallons of regular-grade gasoline…
Then, if you’re fully satisfied and genuinely “wowed” by the extra mile we go to on your behalf…
Down the road, you might choose to invest in our more specialized, higher ticket investing services and mentorship programs.
Will it actually shake out that way?
I’ve got no clue!
These 3 trades per week may prove so explosively profitable…
…you may have no need whatsoever to invest in any of our advanced services!
That’s Why I’m Forced To Strictly Limit This Offer To The First 450 Enrollees…
…to keep a lid on my risk!
And make sure this daring (some would say “dumb”) marketing test doesn’t get out of control and burn everything we've built right down to the ground.
Let Me Confess My Greatest Fear…
I almost chickened out of launching this otherworldly offer entirely…
By handing you these 3 highly-vetted trades per week for next to nothing….
I feared you wouldn’t value them, due to the microscopic $7 price tag.
So let me reassure you…
You’re Getting Our Top 3 Most Slam Dunk Weekly Trades!
And they’re not coming to you from some wannabee “guru” secretly living in grandma's basement…
I stake my industry-wide reputation on the money-making potential of these 3 weekly trades…
I Will Personally Notify You About Every Trade Idea…
I’ll explain the logic behind the trade…
…and why I believe it's such a worthy opportunity to grow new wealth…
Every week you’ll get 3 new trade alerts…
Direct from my villa on the Caribbean island of St.Croix…
And you know, when it comes to getting the new trade ideas you need to grow your wealth…
…if what you could find on Twitter (Sorry, “X”), YouTube, or Google really worked, then everyone would be getting results, and you wouldn’t be here…
But the fact that there are countless channels and videos where people share trade ideas… and you don’t see anyone getting results, tells us what they’re saying doesn’t work…
It’s either outdated or it’s missing something.
So here’s what they don’t know and what’s missing…
Let Me Introduce Myself…
My name’s Don Kaufman…
And learning to trade transformed my life.
It rocketed me from making $4.25/hr picking up animal droppings at this Arizona vet office…
To become the 13th founding employee of the pioneering and now legendary ThinkorSwim brokerage…
Then to running trading education for TD Ameritrade for almost a decade…
…guiding 7 million clients towards newfound wealth.
To now…
As the Chief Market Strategist here at TheoTRADE…
Where just in the past few years…
I correctly predicted to BUSINESS INSIDER that the wheels were about to fall off of the post-Covid bull run…
I also called the 30% Bitcoin Crash LIVE on CoinDesk…
(They all laughed until Bitcoin went belly up!)
I take no pleasure from predicting millions of people are going to lose their shirt.
But I’m not just out to help you GROW your money…
I Also Want To Help You PROTECT Your Money Too…
Whatever happens next in this crazy, uncertain world of ours…
That’s why the vast majority of my week is spent knee deep in the markets…
Digging for opportunities that can create financial peace of mind for our hard-working clients…
…who love to take our trade ideas and run with them!
It’s also important to let you know…
TheoTRADE Isn’t Some Pokey Little “Online Thing”...
Annually… we take the time to meet and connect in person!
We fly in from every corner of North America, to break bread, hang out, and talk trading…
Our client roster includes incredible men and women from absolutely all walks of life…
…including many who’ve risen to the top of their fields…
Millionaire entrepreneurs, former NASA rocket scientists, I.T managers of Fortune 500 companies, Ivy League educated doctors and lawyers… even brain surgeons…
Relax…
You don’t need to be a brain surgeon to start trading with us!
Far from it.
The 3 trades I'll send you each week will always be…
Simple To Execute And Perfect For Small Accounts!
After all…
Trading is the great equalizer.
I didn't come from money…
So it's important to me that absolutely anyone can use our trades as a springboard to a next-level of financial freedom…
However large or small your account is right now…
Regardless of your age, background, or experience level…
…our team is ready to help you realize your full trading income potential…
Here's Who’ll Find 3 New Trades A Week For You…
This hand-picked team of world-class traders…
…boasts a combined 198 years of experience…
And they love to teach and share their knowledge…
PLUS…
All of our 2,607 members bring their own valuable perspectives and life experience to the table…
We’re a big, happy, trading family…
And our “kitchen table”... where we cook up new ways to make money in the markets…
…and where you’ll find us dropping “buy this stock, not that!” knowledge bombs…
…is the official TheoTRADE private chatroom….
Because this $7 offer is about to officially cross into full “no brainer” territory…
I also want to hook you up with a…
BONUS #1
VIP Pass To All My Live Trades!
You’ll love the friendly and welcoming atmosphere inside our lively private chat room…
…the action runs bell-to-bell every single trading day.
And your attendance in this one-of-a-kind live room could mean WAY more money in your pockets…
…as the extra plethora of live bonus trades you'll encounter in our private chat room…
…are yours in addition to the 3 high-conviction trades I’ll send you weekly!
(Retail value: $1,200)
Even better…
You also get our…
BONUS #2
Onboarding VIP Video Guide
From the first moment you enter our private trading room, I want to help you hit the ground running.
So in a special onboarding video training, I'll introduce you to the traders you’ll be learning from and mentoring under…
One by one…
…they’ll each take you under the hood of their specific, proprietary trading strategies.
• Tony Rago will introduce you to THE GOLDEN SETUP...
• Professor Jeff Bierman, CMT will unveil THE GENESIS COG...
• Blake Young will uncover what he calls DEEP CURRENTS...
• Gianni Di Poce shows you the inner-workings of TRINITY TRADES...
And much, much more…
(Retail value: $199)
BONUS #3
Options University
I also want to give you an exclusive video education suite of 3 options trading masterclasses.
Options 101, 201, and 301…
These dynamic classes painlessly whisk you from a complete beginner in options, to a full understanding of why options can turbocharge anyone’s trading results…
This triple-threat of masterclasses has previously sold for $891 because I clearly explain (using powerful, practical examples) how options work, why they hold such wealth-creation power, and how to use them with maximum safety so you’re controlling your risk.
These classes contain my very best, most impactful teaching on options, distilled from my 20+ career at the highest echelons of the trading education world.
What you’ll learn in this educational series of exclusive masterclasses will unlock the power of options for you like never before!
(Retail value: $891)
So Go Ahead…
Don’t miss out on all of this incredible new weekly opportunity!
Jump on this offer today…
I’ll personally send you…
3 high-conviction trade ideas…
Each week…
For the next month…
Plus…
• BONUS #1 - Every Additional LIVE Trade in our private, action-packed chatroom…
And…
• BONUS #2 - VIP Onboarding Video Guide so you can hit the ground running…
• BONUS #3 - Options University so you’ve got unlimited access to my best teaching on options distilled from 20+ years of teaching experience…
And let's sweeten the pot even more…
If you join us during this brief window of time…
To help gently nudge you off of the fence…
I’ll also throw in…
BONUS #4
THE BEAR MARKET SURVIVAL GUIDE
TURN PANIC INTO PROFIT – LIVE, ONE WEEK-ONLY BOOT CAMP WITH DON KAUFMAN
Starting Monday, April 7th at 9:30 AM ET
For one week only I’m interrupting our regular programming…
And doing something a little different…
Because when markets get wild…
When tariffs are back…
When inflation’s spiking…
Tech’s down…
Yields up…
When markets lose $2.4 trillion one day, then make it all back the next…
When everyday traders have whiplash from crazy price action…
With absolutely zero idea about where, when and why the markets are breaking…
You don’t need more of the same old content…
You need a plan.
Most folks freeze in moments like this.
They scroll.
They wait.
They look for the action to die down before jumping back in
That won’t be you.
Why?
Because starting Monday…
For one week only…
I’m revealing one of my most controversial strategies...
For five days straight, I will dive deep into the system I use to turn every crisis into a profit-making catalyst.
Since the start of the year I have used it to go 14 from 15…
Which mean out of the 15 trades I’ve placed…14 have turned into winners…
This includes a…
• 30% gain in AAPL in 1 day
• 30.2% gain in META in 3 days
• 55% gain in JPM in 24 days
• 31.7% gain in XLV in 2 days
• 51.1% gain in XLI in 3 days
• 55.2% gain in GLD in 13 days
And over a half dozen more…
All up, my win rate is 93%...
And the average gain - just under 50%.
Now, most folks will agree 2025 has been pretty wild…
We’ve inaugurated a new President…
Seen tariffs…
Trade wars…
The S&P and Nasdaq at their most unpredictable since Covid…
But all my research says this coming week could be the most volatile yet…
And with a system that shines in volatile times…
That has already handed me a 93% win rate…
I want to make today’s 3TW offer an absolute no-brainer…
And hand you a free bonus pass to my exclusive 5-day event – Whiplash Week.
For 30 minutes a day, Monday to Friday, you’ll discover:
- What really drives those heart-pounding, whiplash-inducing shifts and how you can harness them for profit.
- How to nail the exact moment when unexpected news ignites huge volatility…PLUS how to position yourself when the market slams into action.
- Why the Expected Move Indicator doesn’t simply tell you what’s going on in real time, but opens a window into the future…letting you react to volatile moves ahead of time.
- Battle-tested techniques that not only minimize risk but help you profit from the storm.
And the best part?
Starting Monday through Friday, I’ll be giving you 3 of my highest-conviction trades.
These are 3 trades that I believe have the best probability for runaway gains.
Remember folks, all of it will be helping in real time.
And it’s only available during Whiplash Week – my exclusive, one-time only 5-day event.
Here's Everything That's Yours
Total Retail Value: $2,487
Only During This Limited-Time Marketing Test:
Just $7 for the next 30 days
Cancel anytime - no strings attached
Again…
I really can’t be any clearer…
This offer is part of a probably very short-lived marketing test…
…that’s why it’s strictly limited to the next 450 lucky fast-acting responders…
…to limit my risk in offering such a can’t-miss deal.
So don’t miss this now and kick yourself in the keister later.
Secure your 3 high-conviction trades a week.
Get your 4 valuable bonuses.
Act now while you still can…
You're going to love your decision to join us…
So don't wait…
This 7 lousy bucks could unlock an incredible future for you and those you love…
To your success,
Don Kaufman
Chief Market Strategist
TheoTRADE.com
P.S. 3 weekly high-conviction trade alerts…
Each week for the next month…
For just $7…
That's just 58 cents per trade!
I feel silly even just typing that!
It Can’t Really Be Just 58 Cents Per Trade?!
But it is!!!
The bad news?
A deal this good can't last.
Many times, I’ve pulled the plug on a marketing test within just 3 days of launching it… occasionally even sooner!
You’re safe to assume this could be your last gasp final chance…
Getting these 3 trades a week over the next month could be the difference maker you need to boost your results…
So part with that measly $7…
Scratch the itch.
Find out for yourself…
I promise you won't regret it.